Is it too soon for a Greg Giraldo joke? Sure he’s only been dead for a day, and accidental drug overdoses are nothing to laugh about–they’re a real downer– but Giraldo was a comedian, a damn good one.

TV's favorite former lifeguard and inexplicably popular German pop star David Hasselhoff was roasted on Comedy Central, but everyone came out burned. "How do you make jokes about a joke? How do you ...